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    Newspaper headlines

    Sometimes you read something that really tickles you..How these journalists get away with inuendo is funny..

    Just reading a story from the mail online, showing a picture of Boris Becker with his young girlfriend..She's laying face down in a very skimpy bikini whilst he strokes her back..Very nice bottom..Paper says "Sandy flashed her ring, while snuggling up to the tennis star"..

    Yes yes ok..But I'm on holiday it's p***ing it down and I'm bored..But I thought it was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by little1uk View Post


    Moan moan moan..Here you go.





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    new balls please,love-deuce everywere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIG UN View Post
    new balls please,love-deuce everywere.
    Nice big un how long did that take you ?
    she has got a fine ass, wonder if he has hit the net yet

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    At least he's not knocked this one up in a cupboard..

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    do you think she realises he is ginger? what cash can buy you nowadays

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    Does he realise she's a ladyboy?


    Memo to self...DON'T POST AFTER A BOTTLE OF WINE...

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    Is early doors on that wine mark

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    Hang on wtf does she see in him? He is fat, he is ginger and he is German. Ooops and very wealthy

    Nuthin against gingers fatties and dirty Germans. I aint the skinniest bloke on the forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by supertedlover View Post
    Is early doors on that wine mark
    Two weeks holiday and it's rained practically everyday..The one day the weather people said it was going to be dry, we got soaked to the skin..So a bottle of wine seemed a good idea, as it's p**sed down all day here again..That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

    But, despite that, my spellings still not too bad.

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    Question is... Would you still stick it in her now? Even after she has taken Red Pecker Becker...? In my opinion she is damaged goods...

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    and no doubt preggers with BB bairn, did you see the last kid he had, no denying it wasnt his

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    Nice ass and yes the weather is s_it i off to ulster 2moz to the ulster gp a 500 mile trip in the rain cant wait

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    Enjoy the trip buddy. Oh and if anyone says you would not give her one? um ok

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